1 00:02:19,365 --> 00:02:24,157 I'm afraid we can't do anything today. We're all upset. Mr Glidden, you know? 2 00:02:24,246 --> 00:02:28,810 -Yeah, what's the latest report on him? -He may die any moment. 3 00:02:28,835 --> 00:02:32,160 I understand he's leaving his business to his employees. 4 00:02:32,254 --> 00:02:36,262 Where did you hear that? Who told you? Did you get it straight? 5 00:02:36,287 --> 00:02:37,806 Listen, uh... 6 00:02:37,885 --> 00:02:40,970 It would be impossible for us to make a decision in this. 7 00:02:41,055 --> 00:02:43,821 Mr Glidden always takes care of these things. 8 00:02:48,033 --> 00:02:52,876 Oh, I see. You really think he'll do something for you? 9 00:02:52,901 --> 00:02:55,064 Huh? Oh, no. 10 00:02:55,091 --> 00:02:58,735 I wouldn't dare drop any kind of a hint or the old boy would cut me off. 11 00:02:58,823 --> 00:03:01,396 No, I think dignified silence is best. 12 00:03:01,492 --> 00:03:05,740 Just pretend I'm worried about him, not thinking about the money. 13 00:03:08,207 --> 00:03:10,449 Doctor, is Mr Glidden any better? 14 00:03:10,543 --> 00:03:16,415 Well, his temperature's all right, but his temper's terrible. I think... 15 00:03:19,803 --> 00:03:22,637 -What? Again? -Again. 16 00:03:22,722 --> 00:03:27,099 -We drew his last will just two hours ago. -What a man. 17 00:03:27,185 --> 00:03:29,724 I don't wish him hard luck, but if he is dying... 18 00:03:29,813 --> 00:03:31,971 You wish he'd die and be done with it? 19 00:03:32,065 --> 00:03:34,638 Well, he's waiting for you. 20 00:03:38,071 --> 00:03:40,479 You... 21 00:03:47,455 --> 00:03:51,999 Don't talk to me about my employees. 22 00:03:52,085 --> 00:03:54,458 Dummies. 23 00:03:54,547 --> 00:03:57,251 Idiots. Fools. 24 00:03:57,341 --> 00:04:01,006 Not a business head in the lot of them. 25 00:04:01,095 --> 00:04:04,380 Bankrupt the whole business in a year. 26 00:04:04,473 --> 00:04:09,894 Stupid cowards. No brains, no nerves. Just a lot of sheep who do what I tell 'em. 27 00:04:09,979 --> 00:04:12,054 When I'm not here to tell them, 28 00:04:12,147 --> 00:04:16,015 they'll make a meal for the first wolf that finds them. 29 00:04:16,110 --> 00:04:20,819 -He's been going on like that for hours. -Out of his head? 30 00:04:20,907 --> 00:04:23,195 Who's out of whose head?! 31 00:04:24,493 --> 00:04:28,705 Who said that I... Where's my glasses? 32 00:04:28,789 --> 00:04:31,328 Hey, you couldn't find a dumbbell... 33 00:04:31,418 --> 00:04:34,703 -Now, Mr Glidden. -"Now, Mr Glidden." 34 00:04:34,796 --> 00:04:39,921 Shut up! I wish I was out of my head! Then I wouldn't have the sense to worry. 35 00:04:40,009 --> 00:04:44,257 No, Mr Glidden. There's nothing to worry about. After all, things are... 36 00:04:44,347 --> 00:04:46,470 Nothing to worry about? 37 00:04:46,558 --> 00:04:52,561 I'm dying and I don't know of one man in all the thousands that I employ 38 00:04:52,647 --> 00:04:55,268 that's fit to leave in charge of a peanut stand. 39 00:04:55,358 --> 00:04:58,395 I wouldn't say that. Your last will... 40 00:04:58,487 --> 00:05:01,653 -My last will's no good! -Mr Gli... 41 00:05:01,739 --> 00:05:03,483 -You can't... -I forbid you. 42 00:05:03,575 --> 00:05:06,944 Oh, shut up, all of you! Get away from me! 43 00:05:07,037 --> 00:05:10,371 What do you know about a will anyhow? You're only a lawyer. 44 00:05:10,457 --> 00:05:13,623 Now, Mr Glidden, you shouldn't exert yourself this way. 45 00:05:13,710 --> 00:05:16,711 "Now, Mr Glidden." I'm up, aren't I? 46 00:05:16,797 --> 00:05:20,795 I walk. Every time you leave the room, I walk. 47 00:05:20,885 --> 00:05:23,458 I walked over there just a little bit ago. 48 00:05:23,554 --> 00:05:26,638 Nobody's gonna tell John Glidden what to do. 49 00:05:26,723 --> 00:05:29,641 What if it does kill me? I'm gonna die anyhow. 50 00:05:29,727 --> 00:05:32,182 Today, tomorrow, what's the difference? 51 00:05:32,270 --> 00:05:34,809 Now, just a moment and I'll fix you up a... 52 00:05:34,899 --> 00:05:38,184 Yes, I know what you'll fix me. 53 00:05:38,277 --> 00:05:41,693 Ten drops of the most marvellous sedative 54 00:05:41,781 --> 00:05:44,781 ever discovered by the medical profession. 55 00:05:44,867 --> 00:05:48,402 Ten drops. One of these days I'm gonna take 11 drops! 56 00:05:48,496 --> 00:05:52,624 Or nine! And see what happens. I don't want to be fixed, anyhow. 57 00:05:52,709 --> 00:05:58,083 What I want to know is who's going to take my place when I'm gone? 58 00:05:58,173 --> 00:06:01,790 Well, if you're not satisfied with your business associates, 59 00:06:01,884 --> 00:06:05,669 perhaps you'd like to make a more generous bequest to your relatives. 60 00:06:05,764 --> 00:06:07,590 Relatives? Ha! Relatives! 61 00:06:07,682 --> 00:06:12,012 Did you see 'em roosting down there like a lot of vultures 62 00:06:12,103 --> 00:06:14,309 waiting for an old steer to die? 63 00:06:14,397 --> 00:06:17,932 Relatives! It's the first time in my life I saw them all together. 64 00:06:18,026 --> 00:06:20,433 Relatives! Ha! 65 00:06:20,528 --> 00:06:23,280 -Mr Glidden, you can't go out in the hall. -I can't? 66 00:06:23,365 --> 00:06:25,903 I've been out twice already this morning. Yes. 67 00:06:25,992 --> 00:06:31,449 And if the sight of those greedy penny pinchers didn't kill me, well... 68 00:06:31,540 --> 00:06:32,915 -Come on. -Mr Glidden. 69 00:06:32,999 --> 00:06:36,036 -Shut up, you quack! -Well, I... 70 00:06:41,842 --> 00:06:45,341 Look at 'em. My relatives. 71 00:06:46,429 --> 00:06:48,636 Pick out just one for me. 72 00:06:48,724 --> 00:06:54,597 Pick out just one man, woman or child that's fit to pick up where I leave off. 73 00:06:54,688 --> 00:06:58,472 I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal, you 74 00:06:58,567 --> 00:07:01,485 I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal 75 00:07:01,570 --> 00:07:03,776 Johnny! Oh! 76 00:07:03,864 --> 00:07:07,364 There. That kid's the only honest one of the lot. 77 00:07:07,451 --> 00:07:09,076 Huh! 78 00:07:09,161 --> 00:07:13,206 For two cents, I'd leave him my entire for... 79 00:07:13,291 --> 00:07:15,366 No. I don't like the shape of his head. 80 00:07:15,459 --> 00:07:17,250 Nah. 81 00:07:17,336 --> 00:07:21,381 No matter how I distribute my money among them, they'll all be miserable. 82 00:07:21,465 --> 00:07:25,926 Those that don't get anything will be crying the rest of their lives. 83 00:07:26,012 --> 00:07:28,633 Those that get plenty will holler for more. 84 00:07:28,723 --> 00:07:32,935 I wish I could collect all of my money together in one pile 85 00:07:33,019 --> 00:07:35,142 and burn every dollar of it. 86 00:07:35,229 --> 00:07:36,771 -Mr Glidden! -I do. 87 00:07:36,857 --> 00:07:38,516 -Now, now. -I do! 88 00:07:38,608 --> 00:07:42,226 You don't really mean that, Mr Glidden. 89 00:07:42,320 --> 00:07:46,152 I do mean it, friend. Every word of it. 90 00:07:46,241 --> 00:07:50,570 I spent my whole life building up a business, 91 00:07:50,662 --> 00:07:52,785 amassing a fortune. 92 00:07:52,872 --> 00:07:56,324 Now my life's coming to a close. 93 00:07:56,418 --> 00:08:01,709 I want this business and this money that I leave behind to mean something. 94 00:08:01,799 --> 00:08:05,962 I want to give somebody a chance for happiness. I don't care who. 95 00:08:06,052 --> 00:08:09,920 I just want somebody to have something worthwhile 96 00:08:10,015 --> 00:08:13,965 out of what I spent my life to accumulate. 97 00:08:14,061 --> 00:08:17,928 That's my major dying desire. 98 00:08:18,023 --> 00:08:23,266 And for the soul of me, I don't know how to gratify it. 99 00:08:25,030 --> 00:08:29,443 No. No, Mr Phelps, we haven't placed an order yet. 100 00:08:29,535 --> 00:08:34,363 Indeed, I'd be glad to see your firm is considered, just as soon as Mr Glidden... 101 00:08:34,457 --> 00:08:38,953 -Mr Glidden what? -Why, uh, um... Mr Glidden, it was only... 102 00:08:39,045 --> 00:08:42,129 Don't you lie to me. I know! 103 00:08:42,214 --> 00:08:45,584 You were talking to that Phelps, that old tombstone peddler. 104 00:08:45,677 --> 00:08:48,879 Well, don't you buy one of his tombstones to put over me. 105 00:08:48,971 --> 00:08:53,514 If you do, I'll come back and haunt him! And you, too! 106 00:09:04,070 --> 00:09:09,990 -Oh, if I could only get him to be quiet. -How long do you think he has? 107 00:09:10,076 --> 00:09:12,318 Ha-ha! I've got it! 108 00:09:12,412 --> 00:09:15,864 -I've got it! Get me the city directory. -Huh? 109 00:09:15,958 --> 00:09:18,246 You heard! The city directory. 110 00:09:18,335 --> 00:09:20,790 I'll show those vultures. 111 00:09:24,633 --> 00:09:27,123 Now what's he up to? 112 00:09:31,223 --> 00:09:33,262 Well? 113 00:09:34,309 --> 00:09:37,595 Why don't you ask me what I'm going to do? You needn't bother. 114 00:09:37,687 --> 00:09:39,763 I'll tell you what I'm going to do. 115 00:09:39,856 --> 00:09:44,684 I'm going to leave my money to strangers - people I've never heard of, 116 00:09:44,778 --> 00:09:49,156 people that don't expect it. They may get some pleasure out of it. 117 00:09:49,241 --> 00:09:52,360 -Open that book. -You can't do that, Mr Glidden. 118 00:09:52,452 --> 00:09:55,822 -Why can't I? -Well, the relatives would break the will. 119 00:09:55,914 --> 00:09:57,990 -Relatives? -They would. 120 00:09:58,083 --> 00:10:00,372 -I agree. -That's right. 121 00:10:00,461 --> 00:10:04,838 Oh, they would, would they? How long am I going to live? 122 00:10:04,923 --> 00:10:07,545 Why, Mr Glidden, I can't tell you that exactly. 123 00:10:07,635 --> 00:10:10,172 Well, I can tell you exactly! 124 00:10:10,262 --> 00:10:14,759 I'm gonna live just long enough to go out and give my money away myself. 125 00:10:14,850 --> 00:10:17,935 Yes, sir! To people I've never heard of. 126 00:10:18,021 --> 00:10:22,100 Give me that doodah - that medicine dropper - and fill it. 127 00:10:22,191 --> 00:10:24,896 At last, I've found a use for that thing. 128 00:10:24,986 --> 00:10:27,062 Give me that book. 129 00:10:27,989 --> 00:10:33,992 The first name that this drop falls on is gonna get one million dollars. 130 00:10:37,499 --> 00:10:40,285 What's that name? 131 00:10:40,376 --> 00:10:42,868 -"John D Rockefeller." -What? 132 00:10:42,963 --> 00:10:45,085 Hold that book over here. 133 00:10:45,173 --> 00:10:47,249 One. 134 00:10:49,469 --> 00:10:54,676 Two. Nobody can tell John Glidden how he's gonna spend his money. 135 00:11:01,523 --> 00:11:05,473 This is one of the nicest we have in the store. I'm sure you'll like it. 136 00:11:05,568 --> 00:11:08,238 Oh, I'm sorry, but that isn't what I want at all. 137 00:11:08,322 --> 00:11:10,812 Come, Pearl. 138 00:11:10,907 --> 00:11:13,363 Good day. 139 00:11:18,081 --> 00:11:22,162 One shopper held me up for two hours, without a bit of encouragement. 140 00:11:22,252 --> 00:11:26,879 -Well, I had two dandy orders. -However, it's payday. 141 00:11:33,139 --> 00:11:35,214 Oh, my! 142 00:11:44,484 --> 00:11:48,351 -Cover that Lalique before you go. -Very well, sir. 143 00:11:48,446 --> 00:11:51,447 -Uh, Mr Bullwinkle. -Hello, Peabody. 144 00:11:51,533 --> 00:11:56,028 Mr Bullwinkle, sir, they took 11 dollars and 60 cents out of my pay this week. 145 00:11:56,120 --> 00:12:00,070 Well, we can't let you break all the china you want without charging you. 146 00:12:00,166 --> 00:12:04,745 -You should be more careful, Peabody. -Yes, I am careful. It isn't always my fault. 147 00:12:04,838 --> 00:12:09,299 It's an awful job carrying china all the time, especially up and down the stairs. 148 00:12:09,384 --> 00:12:12,468 I think I belong back in book-keeping, where I was. 149 00:12:12,554 --> 00:12:16,468 You were delighted when we promoted you. The $5 raise, you forget that? 150 00:12:16,558 --> 00:12:21,018 Yes, I know, but breaking china all the time, I'm really making less money. 151 00:12:21,104 --> 00:12:25,267 -That's organisation, Peabody. -Couldn't I get back into the books? 152 00:12:25,358 --> 00:12:29,226 Sorry, but we're full up. However, if you're completely unhappy... 153 00:12:29,321 --> 00:12:32,654 No, no, Mr Bullwinkle, I wouldn't... I couldn't quit. 154 00:12:32,993 --> 00:12:34,606 My wife would raise... 155 00:12:35,506 --> 00:12:38,680 I guess it'll be all right. I'll have to be a little more careful. 156 00:12:38,766 --> 00:12:43,877 Fine. Remember, Peabody, there's many a slip between the cup and the counter. 157 00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:46,202 Yes, sir. 158 00:12:53,220 --> 00:12:54,251 Oh, my! 159 00:13:06,442 --> 00:13:08,814 -Is that you, Henry, darling? -I think so. 160 00:13:08,902 --> 00:13:12,237 Did you have a nice day? Did anything interesting happen? 161 00:13:12,323 --> 00:13:16,403 You didn't break any more china, did you? That reminds me, this is payday. 162 00:13:16,493 --> 00:13:19,246 So give me your cheque. 163 00:13:19,330 --> 00:13:23,244 Henry, you've been feeding that rabbit again. Give me your cheque. 164 00:13:23,334 --> 00:13:28,328 That's a darling. I think it's wonderful. I was telling Mrs Wilkins just this afternoon. 165 00:13:28,422 --> 00:13:32,634 I think it's perfectly wonderful, the steady position with a steady income, 166 00:13:32,719 --> 00:13:36,337 day after day, week after week, year in and year out, rain or shine. 167 00:13:36,431 --> 00:13:38,139 It's perfectly marvellous. 168 00:13:38,224 --> 00:13:41,925 You've no idea the security it gives a woman to know she has a husband 169 00:13:42,020 --> 00:13:46,516 who's coming home to her every week with his... 170 00:13:46,607 --> 00:13:50,024 Henry, you broke 11 dollars and 60 cents worth of china. 171 00:13:50,111 --> 00:13:53,694 -Well, you see, dear... -I see a great deal more than you see. 172 00:13:53,781 --> 00:13:56,736 Of course, you haven't got the worries that I have. 173 00:13:56,827 --> 00:14:02,699 You don't sit here day after day, paying the iceman for milk, the milkman for ice. 174 00:14:02,791 --> 00:14:07,334 Of course, if you want to go on breaking china, that's entirely your own affair. 175 00:14:07,421 --> 00:14:09,497 Excuse me. 176 00:14:12,592 --> 00:14:17,669 I think it's perfectly ridiculous the way Mrs Wilkins always boasts about her husband. 177 00:14:17,764 --> 00:14:21,216 I say, "My husband's just as good, even if you don't think so." 178 00:14:21,310 --> 00:14:24,595 You've no idea how I have to defend you to our friends. 179 00:14:24,688 --> 00:14:27,689 I understand you cannot help breaking all that china, 180 00:14:27,775 --> 00:14:31,309 but they think it's rather queer for a husband and father 181 00:14:31,403 --> 00:14:36,908 to go on day after day, night after night, year in and year out... 182 00:14:38,077 --> 00:14:41,944 Henry, is anything the matter? 183 00:14:42,039 --> 00:14:46,084 Say what you like, but there is such a thing as pride in your own daughter. 184 00:14:46,169 --> 00:14:49,667 She writes that she's happy, but I can read between the lines. 185 00:14:49,755 --> 00:14:52,377 A woman understands things that a man never can. 186 00:14:52,467 --> 00:14:55,633 Unless a girl is well-dressed, 187 00:14:55,719 --> 00:14:58,721 she hasn't much chance of marrying anyone worthwhile. 188 00:14:58,806 --> 00:15:01,723 I was the best-dressed girl when you married me. 189 00:15:01,809 --> 00:15:06,934 Not that I'm complaining, but if you don't stop being careless and breaking china, 190 00:15:07,023 --> 00:15:11,103 there won't be much chance for her to have the clothes every girl ought to. 191 00:15:11,194 --> 00:15:14,148 Isn't that so, Henry? Henry, are you listening to me? 192 00:15:14,238 --> 00:15:16,196 Henry. Henry! 193 00:15:19,327 --> 00:15:22,531 Now, I know you're trying, but you're sure to drop this vase 194 00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:26,702 which is worth six months of your pay, sweetheart. 195 00:15:28,503 --> 00:15:29,962 Oh, my! 196 00:15:32,257 --> 00:15:37,085 Now, Henry, I don't want to reproach you, but I want to make you feel like a dirty rat. 197 00:15:38,888 --> 00:15:43,100 Polly wants a cracker and I want your cheque, darling. Give me your cheque. 198 00:15:46,689 --> 00:15:50,472 Stop it! Stop it! Isn't it difficult enough as it is? 199 00:15:50,567 --> 00:15:53,403 Don't you see I'm helping you, Henry? 200 00:16:03,372 --> 00:16:05,910 I told you I'd do it. 201 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,076 I told you I'd... 202 00:16:12,131 --> 00:16:15,381 But of course, Henry, if you want to make a fool of yourself, 203 00:16:15,467 --> 00:16:17,544 I'm not one to whimper and cry. 204 00:16:17,637 --> 00:16:20,922 And if you can't think of your home and your daughter... 205 00:16:21,015 --> 00:16:23,304 Goodbye, Henry dear. I'm so proud of you. 206 00:16:23,393 --> 00:16:27,935 I was telling Mrs Wilkins how wonderful it is to have a husband like Henry Peabody. 207 00:16:28,022 --> 00:16:31,972 A man who, day after day and week after week... 208 00:16:33,194 --> 00:16:35,271 Goodbye, dear. 209 00:16:45,748 --> 00:16:47,658 -Mr Henry Peabody? -Yes, sir. 210 00:16:47,751 --> 00:16:50,242 My name's John Glidden. I want to talk to you. 211 00:16:50,337 --> 00:16:52,376 Well, uh... 212 00:16:52,463 --> 00:16:55,548 If it's about the payment on the piano, I can explain. 213 00:16:55,634 --> 00:16:58,255 -But I... -Uh... 214 00:16:58,344 --> 00:17:00,836 Let's get away from the house. 215 00:17:03,141 --> 00:17:05,810 I... I have a very good reason. 216 00:17:05,894 --> 00:17:08,053 Uh, look, do you like rabbits? 217 00:17:08,147 --> 00:17:10,981 Rabbits? Not much. Why? 218 00:17:11,066 --> 00:17:13,142 Well, this is how it happened. 219 00:17:13,235 --> 00:17:16,817 My wife gave me the $12 for the payment on the piano 220 00:17:16,905 --> 00:17:20,820 and I knew where I could buy a very fine pedigree rabbit for $12. 221 00:17:20,909 --> 00:17:23,945 If you loved rabbits the way I do, you'd know how I felt. 222 00:17:24,037 --> 00:17:28,996 My business with you has nothing whatever to do with rabbits or pianos. 223 00:17:29,084 --> 00:17:31,243 I have something here... 224 00:17:41,347 --> 00:17:44,965 11:10, indeed. Who does he think he is? 225 00:17:45,059 --> 00:17:47,217 When Peabody comes in, send him to me. 226 00:17:47,311 --> 00:17:49,387 Very good, sir. 227 00:17:58,948 --> 00:18:01,652 -What? -Look, it's... 228 00:18:01,742 --> 00:18:03,901 You wait there, Theodore. 229 00:18:20,596 --> 00:18:25,173 -Good morning. -What the...? Peabody, you'll pay for that! 230 00:18:25,266 --> 00:18:27,805 OK, Winky. 231 00:18:27,895 --> 00:18:30,302 Oh, I beg your pardon. 232 00:18:30,397 --> 00:18:34,062 -Charlie, keep track of everything. -Smithers, call the police! 233 00:18:34,151 --> 00:18:37,401 Yes, go ahead. Call them all, call them all. 234 00:18:38,613 --> 00:18:41,152 Oh, my soul! 235 00:18:47,247 --> 00:18:48,706 Whoo! Whoo-hoo! 236 00:19:28,748 --> 00:19:33,825 -I was told I'd probably find her here. -Yup, here's where she hangs out. 237 00:19:33,919 --> 00:19:38,416 Well, you can never tell by looking at a guy, can you? 238 00:19:47,059 --> 00:19:49,134 There she is, mister. 239 00:19:50,270 --> 00:19:52,642 In the flesh. 240 00:19:52,730 --> 00:19:55,103 Thank you. 241 00:19:59,530 --> 00:20:02,364 -Are you Violet Smith? -What about it? 242 00:20:02,449 --> 00:20:06,779 -I want to talk to you. -Talk? You wanna talk to me? 243 00:20:06,870 --> 00:20:10,618 Isn't there someplace we can go? Someplace where we can be alone? 244 00:20:10,707 --> 00:20:12,368 I get it. 245 00:20:12,459 --> 00:20:14,286 No, no! No! 246 00:20:14,378 --> 00:20:17,462 No, it's nice down here. We'll stay down here. 247 00:20:17,547 --> 00:20:20,039 It's all right by me, mister. 248 00:20:20,134 --> 00:20:22,803 There's a vacant booth over there. 249 00:20:40,279 --> 00:20:44,360 The letter is in case you have trouble with the cheque. 250 00:20:50,540 --> 00:20:53,624 All right, wise guy. What's the gag? 251 00:20:53,709 --> 00:20:57,209 -There is no gag, I assure you. -Don't give me that. 252 00:20:57,297 --> 00:20:59,419 How would you like me to call a cop? 253 00:20:59,507 --> 00:21:05,877 My dear girl, you can call as many cops as you like. That's perfectly legitimate. 254 00:21:05,972 --> 00:21:09,258 I can't get it through my dome. You mean that I... 255 00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:13,134 In case you need me, my number's on the letterhead. 256 00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,367 Well, hello there, baby! 257 00:21:47,890 --> 00:21:50,427 Well, come here. 258 00:22:01,445 --> 00:22:04,233 Show Miss Smith to 1519. 259 00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:09,150 -Are you sure it's the best in the house? -We have none better. 260 00:25:37,749 --> 00:25:40,074 -Are you Mr Sheldon's chauffeur? -Yeah. 261 00:25:40,168 --> 00:25:44,415 -I thought he had a coloured boy. -He did, but he fired him. 262 00:25:45,465 --> 00:25:47,837 Too much moonshine, I guess. 263 00:25:47,926 --> 00:25:50,084 Pardon me just a moment. 264 00:25:59,063 --> 00:26:01,731 -Mr Monroe. -Yes? 265 00:26:01,815 --> 00:26:04,222 What about this? Shall I pay it? 266 00:26:13,619 --> 00:26:18,660 If it isn't the work of that forger we've been warned about, I'm crazy. Look at that N. 267 00:26:26,382 --> 00:26:29,965 You're right. It's a false cheque. 268 00:26:36,934 --> 00:26:39,092 There he goes, Mike! 269 00:27:03,211 --> 00:27:04,871 Come in. 270 00:27:12,846 --> 00:27:15,681 -Are you Eddie Jackson? -Who wants to know? 271 00:27:15,765 --> 00:27:19,846 I do. I've been trying to get in touch with you all day. 272 00:27:21,146 --> 00:27:23,719 It looks like him, all right. 273 00:27:23,815 --> 00:27:27,434 Only he was in a chauffeur's uniform and didn't have a moustache. 274 00:27:27,527 --> 00:27:29,603 Well, is he the guy or ain't he? 275 00:27:29,696 --> 00:27:32,697 The identification has to be positive, you know. 276 00:27:32,783 --> 00:27:37,492 -I'm positive. He's the guy, all right. -Great. He'll go up for life if we catch him. 277 00:27:37,580 --> 00:27:41,411 -Life? For forgery? -Sure. It's his fourth offence. 278 00:27:41,500 --> 00:27:45,913 Sure it means life. Locked up as long as he lives. 279 00:27:48,757 --> 00:27:52,126 Yes, it's absolutely all yours. 280 00:27:52,219 --> 00:27:54,425 Can I do what I want with it? 281 00:27:54,513 --> 00:27:58,297 You can spend it exactly as you please, young man. 282 00:27:58,392 --> 00:28:01,677 When can I get cash on this? I gotta blow town and I'm in a spot. 283 00:28:01,770 --> 00:28:04,606 -Cash? -Yes, I gotta have it. 284 00:28:04,690 --> 00:28:07,097 It's my dough, ain't it? 285 00:28:07,192 --> 00:28:09,269 Why do you need so much cash? 286 00:28:09,362 --> 00:28:12,695 I need it, that's all. And where can I get it? 287 00:28:12,781 --> 00:28:15,818 -Aren't you known at any banks? -Plenty. 288 00:28:17,787 --> 00:28:22,663 I'll take care of that. You'll have to excuse me now, Pop. I gotta work fast. 289 00:28:22,750 --> 00:28:24,873 -Good luck. -Thanks. I'll need it. 290 00:28:24,961 --> 00:28:27,250 And thanks a million times. 291 00:28:35,346 --> 00:28:40,139 All of it? I'm afraid that's impossible, Mr Jackson. No bank has that much cash. 292 00:28:40,227 --> 00:28:44,010 Oh, of course. Well... well, could I have part of it? 293 00:28:44,105 --> 00:28:47,854 -How much would you like? -Would 100,000 be too much? 294 00:28:47,943 --> 00:28:50,694 Well, I'll have to see about it, Mr Jackson. 295 00:28:50,778 --> 00:28:55,690 If you'll kindly endorse this, I'll see what I can do about it. 296 00:29:08,755 --> 00:29:10,665 Forger! Forger! 297 00:29:10,758 --> 00:29:14,292 Bank forger! Extra! Bank forger escapes! 298 00:29:14,386 --> 00:29:16,712 -Paper, mister? -Yeah. 299 00:29:17,765 --> 00:29:19,508 -Gimme all of them. -All of 'em? 300 00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:22,137 -Yeah, come on. -Gee, thanks! 301 00:29:22,227 --> 00:29:24,304 Now scram. 302 00:29:33,989 --> 00:29:36,148 Just a moment, Mr Jackson. 303 00:29:37,952 --> 00:29:41,368 Mr Galloway. I want to congratulate you on your good fortune. 304 00:29:41,456 --> 00:29:43,911 I'm sorry. 305 00:29:44,583 --> 00:29:45,663 Oh, thanks. 306 00:29:45,751 --> 00:29:49,536 Mr Bolan tells me you'd like some cash - a rather considerable amount. 307 00:29:49,630 --> 00:29:51,789 I was planning quite an extensive trip. 308 00:29:51,882 --> 00:29:55,216 I see. But that's a lot of money, you know? 309 00:29:55,303 --> 00:29:58,837 However, if you wait in my office, I'll see if it can be arranged. 310 00:29:58,931 --> 00:30:02,383 I'd rather wait here. You see, I was expecting Mrs Jackson. 311 00:30:02,477 --> 00:30:04,553 Just as you say. 312 00:30:06,106 --> 00:30:08,679 Extra! Read all about the bank forger. 313 00:30:08,775 --> 00:30:11,100 Paper, sir? 314 00:30:11,194 --> 00:30:12,274 Thanks. 315 00:30:13,780 --> 00:30:15,358 Thanks. 316 00:30:21,288 --> 00:30:25,582 You think I'm a fool? I wouldn't cash a cheque for $10 for you. 317 00:30:25,667 --> 00:30:28,787 It's on the level. The whole thing is yours for 50 grand. 318 00:30:28,878 --> 00:30:31,797 Just because I need dough and I can't cash it myself. 319 00:30:31,882 --> 00:30:36,342 I've read the newspapers and you're hot - hot as a stove. 320 00:30:36,428 --> 00:30:40,295 You figured out this little scheme to get some quick dough. 321 00:30:40,390 --> 00:30:45,930 You'll have to try it on somebody else, Eddie. I hope you find the right sucker. 322 00:30:52,277 --> 00:30:54,946 -Where's Mike? -In the office. 323 00:31:03,956 --> 00:31:06,328 Who do you think you're talking to? A child? 324 00:31:06,417 --> 00:31:08,540 It's on the level - a certified cheque. 325 00:31:08,628 --> 00:31:11,083 No cheque you ever have is certified. 326 00:31:11,172 --> 00:31:14,375 I'm going off my nut. The cops have got a plant on my place. 327 00:31:14,467 --> 00:31:17,136 I'm walking around without a dime, with this! 328 00:31:17,220 --> 00:31:19,971 I can't even buy a cup of coffee. I'm going crazy. 329 00:31:20,055 --> 00:31:24,385 Give me ten grand, enough to blow out of town. Or five. Or a grand for the million. 330 00:31:24,477 --> 00:31:25,591 No. 331 00:31:25,686 --> 00:31:29,850 Say, if you're so convinced that cheque's good, why don't you go to Glidden? 332 00:31:29,941 --> 00:31:32,016 Tell him your troubles. 333 00:31:47,834 --> 00:31:49,661 -Yes? -I wanna see Mr Glidden. 334 00:31:49,752 --> 00:31:53,204 -Mr Glidden has gone to bed. -I gotta see him. He gave me money. 335 00:31:53,298 --> 00:31:56,631 -I'm sorry, sir. -It's a matter of life or death. 336 00:31:56,718 --> 00:32:01,297 He gave me the cheque, only could you tell him to make it out in cash? 337 00:32:01,389 --> 00:32:04,973 That's fair enough, isn't it? You gotta ask him, I tell you! 338 00:32:05,060 --> 00:32:09,389 Mr Glidden's cheques are always good. You can go to any bank in the city. 339 00:32:09,481 --> 00:32:12,233 Now, get out or I'll call the police. 340 00:32:18,449 --> 00:32:20,524 Thank you, ma'am. 341 00:32:29,210 --> 00:32:32,376 -I wonder what's the matter with him? -I don't know, lady. 342 00:32:46,978 --> 00:32:48,353 How are you? 343 00:32:57,155 --> 00:32:59,231 Hey, how about the dime first? 344 00:32:59,324 --> 00:33:01,779 I haven't got it now, but I'll get it. 345 00:33:01,868 --> 00:33:06,032 You can't flop around here without dough. This ain't no mission. Outside. 346 00:33:06,123 --> 00:33:10,831 No! No, I can't go out there. I gotta sleep, I tell you! 347 00:33:12,254 --> 00:33:16,547 Here! Take this. It's a million bucks. You can keep it till I pay you. 348 00:33:16,633 --> 00:33:19,717 Let me sleep, will you? 349 00:33:19,803 --> 00:33:22,210 A million bucks, all right. 350 00:33:23,806 --> 00:33:26,132 Yeah, sure. You can stay. 351 00:33:26,226 --> 00:33:30,010 -All night? -Yeah, sure. 352 00:33:30,104 --> 00:33:32,264 I got something out of it! 353 00:33:32,357 --> 00:33:35,393 That's right. 354 00:33:35,485 --> 00:33:38,155 It's always good and I can cash it at any bank! 355 00:33:38,238 --> 00:33:40,646 Sure. 356 00:33:54,296 --> 00:33:58,424 Hello. This is Murphy's flophouse. 357 00:33:58,509 --> 00:34:01,961 Say, you better send a couple of cops down here. 358 00:34:02,054 --> 00:34:08,556 There's a guy here who's off his nut. He just gave me a million dollars for a bed. 359 00:34:42,136 --> 00:34:46,004 -Agnes. -Oh, Emily! Oh! 360 00:34:46,099 --> 00:34:51,723 You sounded the same over the telephone and you look the same in the flesh. 361 00:34:51,813 --> 00:34:54,482 -You've lost a little weight. -No. No, darling. 362 00:34:54,566 --> 00:34:58,730 Pound or two maybe, just here and there. Gee, I'm glad to see you. 363 00:34:58,820 --> 00:35:03,068 I'm very happy, Agnes, and I'm doing fine. Come on, sit down. 364 00:35:03,158 --> 00:35:05,614 There ain't much more to what I told you. 365 00:35:05,702 --> 00:35:09,153 I've been doing five a day, day in and day out. 366 00:35:09,248 --> 00:35:13,162 When was it we played together last? Was it Wilkes-Barre in '23? 367 00:35:13,251 --> 00:35:16,621 '24, my dear. I shan't forget that year. 368 00:35:16,714 --> 00:35:19,002 It was the winter Rollo had that bad cold. 369 00:35:19,091 --> 00:35:22,295 Why, I had him in mustard and vinegar for two months. 370 00:35:22,386 --> 00:35:28,057 I remember that egg. He was the juggler. You sure were lucky to lose him. 371 00:35:28,142 --> 00:35:33,812 I didn't lose him. Rollo is here with me now - partner in this tearoom. 372 00:35:34,774 --> 00:35:38,189 Oh, and, gee, it's a swell tearoom, too. 373 00:35:38,277 --> 00:35:43,402 It's been wonderful having this place for our own to settle down in. 374 00:35:43,491 --> 00:35:46,064 You know, Agnes, after 30 years of it - 375 00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:48,367 one-night stands and split weeks - 376 00:35:48,454 --> 00:35:51,408 that's about all you ever dream of, a place of your own. 377 00:35:51,499 --> 00:35:57,454 -You're telling me. -I've got everything I ever dreamt of. 378 00:35:57,546 --> 00:36:00,085 Excepting one thing. 379 00:36:00,175 --> 00:36:03,792 And that's on its way. 380 00:36:08,641 --> 00:36:12,770 It's here! It's here! Rollo! 381 00:36:15,732 --> 00:36:20,109 -Did you chirp for me, my little wren? -Rollo, it's here! It's here! 382 00:36:20,195 --> 00:36:24,027 It's here. A thing of beauty, my dove. 383 00:36:24,116 --> 00:36:28,658 -A beauty second only to your own. -Oh, Rollo! Let's go and look at it. 384 00:36:28,745 --> 00:36:31,367 Excuse me, I forgot. You know Agnes Dupont. 385 00:36:31,457 --> 00:36:34,991 -Hi, Rollo. -Hi, Miss Dupont. Queen of the high wire. 386 00:36:35,085 --> 00:36:37,208 What do you play these days? Revivals? 387 00:36:37,296 --> 00:36:40,166 I headline bills they wouldn't even let a juggler on. 388 00:36:40,257 --> 00:36:45,596 -Oh, Rollo, let's go look at it. -Coming, my little chickadee. 389 00:36:47,264 --> 00:36:48,807 I wish you luck. 390 00:36:48,891 --> 00:36:52,935 I wish you'd remember you're not handling cigar boxes, but an automobile. 391 00:36:53,020 --> 00:36:56,555 I find it difficult at this time to remember that you're a woman. 392 00:36:56,649 --> 00:37:01,145 I wish you'd forget. I'd like nothing better than to knock your ears into your neck. 393 00:37:01,237 --> 00:37:04,238 -Goodbye, Emily. -Bye-bye. 394 00:37:04,323 --> 00:37:08,902 I suppose you forget the day I busted you in the nose in Cincinnati? 395 00:37:08,995 --> 00:37:11,699 -Rollo. Rollo, dear. -Yes, my little glow-worm? 396 00:37:11,789 --> 00:37:14,660 -Can't we go on? -Yes, my sweets. 397 00:37:17,878 --> 00:37:20,749 We'll be rolling in half a tick now, dear. 398 00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:23,046 -Here you are, my buns. -Thank you, dear. 399 00:37:23,134 --> 00:37:25,804 You're welcome, sweets. 400 00:37:25,887 --> 00:37:30,299 -Are you happy, Emily? -This is the happiest day of my life, 401 00:37:30,391 --> 00:37:33,309 including the time I stopped the show at Terre Haute. 402 00:37:33,395 --> 00:37:35,601 You were inspired that day. 403 00:37:35,688 --> 00:37:39,058 It was a red-letter day in the history of bird acts. 404 00:37:39,151 --> 00:37:42,851 Do you remember what I did to them that day? 17 bows. 405 00:37:42,945 --> 00:37:45,188 The manager wanted the great Rollo. 406 00:37:45,282 --> 00:37:50,026 -Rollo, darling, can't we go on? -Yes, my sweets. 407 00:38:01,172 --> 00:38:03,878 -Good work, Rollo. -Nothing really. 408 00:38:05,636 --> 00:38:08,803 -Is everything all clear? -All clear. 409 00:38:18,190 --> 00:38:20,478 -Anybody hurt? -Come on! 410 00:38:21,902 --> 00:38:24,025 Get an ambulance. 411 00:38:27,617 --> 00:38:30,534 Are you hurt, my little fledgling? 412 00:38:30,619 --> 00:38:33,537 -No. -Can't we get some help? 413 00:38:33,623 --> 00:38:36,458 But look at my car! 414 00:38:47,929 --> 00:38:52,591 You should've let me kill him. The man is worse than a murderer. He's a road hog. 415 00:38:52,684 --> 00:38:57,262 All our lives, we've worked and saved for this one thing, 416 00:38:57,355 --> 00:38:59,431 and then this had to happen! 417 00:38:59,524 --> 00:39:03,106 Road hogs - a constant menace to society. 418 00:39:03,194 --> 00:39:06,943 They should be wiped out, Emily. Do you hear? Wiped out! 419 00:39:07,782 --> 00:39:10,533 Oh, uh, here she is, sir. 420 00:39:23,882 --> 00:39:27,049 -Are you Miss Emily La Rue? -Yes. 421 00:39:27,135 --> 00:39:29,674 My name is John Glidden. I want to talk to you. 422 00:39:29,763 --> 00:39:31,839 If you dare suggest, sir, 423 00:39:31,932 --> 00:39:36,678 that we were in any way at fault, I shall lay hands upon you. 424 00:39:36,770 --> 00:39:42,643 I don't know what you're talking about. My business is with Miss La Rue. 425 00:39:53,245 --> 00:39:57,658 She thanks you, sir. A thousand times, she thanks you. 426 00:39:57,750 --> 00:40:02,791 Would you mind telling me, now you have money, what you're going to do with it? 427 00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:06,296 -Not that you have to, but... -It's yours, my sweet. 428 00:40:06,384 --> 00:40:09,254 You must use it to gratify your every whim. 429 00:40:09,345 --> 00:40:13,723 Oh, but half of this money is yours, Rollo. What do you want? 430 00:40:13,808 --> 00:40:16,512 Nothing, my little bird. 431 00:40:20,857 --> 00:40:24,106 There is something I would like to do, 432 00:40:24,193 --> 00:40:30,812 something I would like to do right now above everything else in the world. 433 00:40:31,868 --> 00:40:34,323 -Rollo. -At your side, my beauty. 434 00:40:34,412 --> 00:40:37,248 -Come. -Yes, my sweets. Where? 435 00:40:37,332 --> 00:40:39,953 Come. 436 00:40:45,340 --> 00:40:47,795 -Will it run? -Oh, perfectly. 437 00:40:47,884 --> 00:40:50,720 -We'll take it. -Yes, ma'am. 438 00:40:50,804 --> 00:40:54,932 -Now, show us another. -Yes, ma'am. Right this way. 439 00:40:56,643 --> 00:40:58,849 Now, here's the best buy on the lot. 440 00:40:58,937 --> 00:41:02,805 A fine-looking jalopy. Looks like a cement mixer. 441 00:41:02,900 --> 00:41:05,521 -We'll take that one, too. -Yes, ma'am. 442 00:41:05,610 --> 00:41:08,647 Can you furnish us with some strong, brave drivers? 443 00:41:08,739 --> 00:41:11,775 -Yes, sir. On a minute's notice. -Splendid. 444 00:41:11,867 --> 00:41:13,943 Splendid. 445 00:41:28,217 --> 00:41:32,001 See any road hogs, my little fledgling? 446 00:41:32,095 --> 00:41:33,970 Not yet. 447 00:41:43,941 --> 00:41:45,186 Rollo! Beaver! 448 00:41:59,374 --> 00:42:03,323 How did you like that, you great snorting road hog? 449 00:42:03,419 --> 00:42:05,578 Nice work, Rollo. 450 00:42:08,633 --> 00:42:11,670 Here you are, my little penguin. 451 00:42:11,761 --> 00:42:14,548 Be careful, dear. 452 00:42:14,639 --> 00:42:18,684 There you are, my sweets. Put it right in there. Thank you. 453 00:42:18,768 --> 00:42:21,342 -Thank you, Rollo. -There you are. 454 00:42:28,361 --> 00:42:29,939 Onward, my men! 455 00:42:43,794 --> 00:42:45,667 Beaver! 456 00:42:45,754 --> 00:42:48,424 Get him, Rollo! 457 00:43:03,397 --> 00:43:05,770 Rollo! Rollo. 458 00:43:05,859 --> 00:43:09,025 -Coming up, my dear. -Are you hurt? 459 00:43:10,613 --> 00:43:13,021 No, my little sweet potato. 460 00:43:13,116 --> 00:43:17,327 Well, come on, the day is young. We haven't finished yet. 461 00:43:33,761 --> 00:43:36,513 Beaver! Get him, Rollo! 462 00:44:01,499 --> 00:44:06,623 Rollo, that was a peach! Congratulations. 463 00:44:06,711 --> 00:44:08,420 Thank you, my dear. 464 00:44:08,506 --> 00:44:12,123 We shall carry on until sundown. 465 00:44:12,217 --> 00:44:16,298 Perhaps you'll move over the next time, you road hog. 466 00:44:16,388 --> 00:44:18,464 Look what you did to my car! 467 00:44:26,858 --> 00:44:29,265 Boys, you've been very good. Very patient. 468 00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:32,361 Much obliged to you. Rollo, pay the chaps off. 469 00:44:32,447 --> 00:44:34,439 Yes, my love. 470 00:44:34,532 --> 00:44:36,939 -Thank you. -Thanks. 471 00:44:37,576 --> 00:44:39,653 -Thanks. -Good luck. Same to you. 472 00:44:39,746 --> 00:44:41,026 -Thank you. -Good luck. 473 00:44:41,122 --> 00:44:43,328 -Thanks, boss. -Good luck. 474 00:44:45,460 --> 00:44:47,832 -Rollo. -Yes, my dear? Another beaver? 475 00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:50,043 -No, no. Look. -Why not? 476 00:44:50,131 --> 00:44:53,167 You can afford a new one every day for years. 477 00:45:02,226 --> 00:45:04,635 Everything clear, my little chickadee? 478 00:45:04,729 --> 00:45:07,018 All clear. 479 00:45:16,700 --> 00:45:18,776 Oh, gracious! 480 00:45:22,831 --> 00:45:25,369 -Are you hurt, dear? -No, dear. 481 00:45:25,458 --> 00:45:28,330 But, oh, Rollo, look at your hat. 482 00:45:28,420 --> 00:45:31,540 Yes, my sweet. I must have it reblocked. 483 00:45:34,468 --> 00:45:36,544 Oh, Rollo! 484 00:45:36,637 --> 00:45:39,839 It's been a glorious day! 485 00:45:39,931 --> 00:45:43,716 Yes, it has, my little mud tur... uh, turtle dove. 486 00:45:51,652 --> 00:45:56,646 And graciously remit the guilt of my past offences. 487 00:45:56,740 --> 00:45:58,946 And graciously... 488 00:46:00,286 --> 00:46:02,362 Why all this? 489 00:46:02,455 --> 00:46:05,290 Why don't you stop them from killing me instead? 490 00:46:05,375 --> 00:46:08,790 I don't want my soul saved. I wanna live! 491 00:46:08,878 --> 00:46:11,368 -Wallace, listen. -Make them listen. 492 00:46:11,464 --> 00:46:14,002 Ask them why they're sending me to the chair. 493 00:46:14,091 --> 00:46:16,167 Make the district attorney listen. 494 00:46:16,260 --> 00:46:19,879 His soul needs saving. He's a murderer, not me. 495 00:46:19,973 --> 00:46:23,757 -Only one thing can help you now. -A good lawyer, you mean? 496 00:46:23,852 --> 00:46:26,936 Yeah. He could've helped me. 497 00:46:27,021 --> 00:46:30,722 I'm going to be killed because I didn't have money for a good lawyer. 498 00:46:30,817 --> 00:46:33,142 Did you ever hear that before? 499 00:46:33,236 --> 00:46:37,530 I never handled a gun before. They knew that. 500 00:46:39,284 --> 00:46:43,364 I wasn't thinking what a hold-up meant. 501 00:46:43,455 --> 00:46:46,621 You can't think when you're hungry. 502 00:46:46,708 --> 00:46:48,785 Open her up. 503 00:46:50,545 --> 00:46:52,621 Come out. 504 00:46:55,467 --> 00:46:58,836 -What is it? -Your wife's here. 505 00:46:58,929 --> 00:47:00,886 Mary. 506 00:47:00,973 --> 00:47:03,345 No, I can't see her. What did she come for? 507 00:47:03,433 --> 00:47:06,517 You asked for her. The warden got her special. 508 00:47:06,603 --> 00:47:10,055 -Yeah. -This is the toughest deathwatch I've had. 509 00:47:10,149 --> 00:47:15,523 What can I tell her, Father? What can I tell her so she'll want to go on living? 510 00:47:15,613 --> 00:47:18,613 Then talk about living. 511 00:47:18,699 --> 00:47:20,158 Living? 512 00:47:20,243 --> 00:47:22,199 Yeah. 513 00:47:23,245 --> 00:47:26,116 But I wanna tell her I love her, 514 00:47:26,207 --> 00:47:28,745 and I'll break up if I do that. 515 00:47:28,834 --> 00:47:33,662 -What if I start to blubber? -Well, just try hard, Wallace. 516 00:47:58,990 --> 00:48:02,572 Well? What's the good word, Mary? 517 00:48:02,660 --> 00:48:06,112 John, dearest. He's been here, hasn't he? The lawyer? 518 00:48:06,206 --> 00:48:08,661 Landlady still hounding you? The old hag. 519 00:48:08,749 --> 00:48:11,834 -He has been here, hasn't he? -Sure. 520 00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:16,666 Now, keep the flat warm, kid. Chilly place gives anybody the creeps. 521 00:48:16,758 --> 00:48:21,467 Keep the gas going. There'll be money for that, too. That's the last thing to save on. 522 00:48:21,555 --> 00:48:24,010 John, he said it'd be all right, didn't he? 523 00:48:24,099 --> 00:48:27,218 Sure. And don't be saving on food, either. 524 00:48:27,310 --> 00:48:30,929 -He told you not to worry, not even now. -Sure. 525 00:48:31,023 --> 00:48:36,064 Listen. No picking up scraps or tossing off a sandwich and getting run down, see? 526 00:48:36,153 --> 00:48:39,901 -I don't like you that way. -Cos I wouldn't know what to do, John. 527 00:48:39,991 --> 00:48:43,608 -I told you it'd be all right, didn't I? -But I couldn't stand it. 528 00:48:43,702 --> 00:48:46,620 You won't have to, I said. 529 00:48:46,706 --> 00:48:49,410 John, I'd never be able to forget. 530 00:48:49,500 --> 00:48:53,000 Now, Mary, look here. 531 00:48:56,465 --> 00:48:59,217 Let me out of here! Let me out! 532 00:48:59,802 --> 00:49:03,846 This money gives me no right to delay execution. 533 00:49:03,931 --> 00:49:08,759 -It's needless torture to tell him anything. -Wait a minute. Has he any family? 534 00:49:08,853 --> 00:49:11,688 -A wife. -Then he has a right to see this money. 535 00:49:11,773 --> 00:49:16,315 Not at all. Why can't you give it to her yourself without his seeing? 536 00:49:16,402 --> 00:49:20,649 Because it would be a great comfort to him to know he was leaving it to her, 537 00:49:20,740 --> 00:49:23,231 to know that she was being taken care of. 538 00:49:23,326 --> 00:49:27,240 -That's his right, don't you think so? -I don't know. 539 00:49:31,543 --> 00:49:33,915 What's it about? 540 00:49:37,090 --> 00:49:41,039 Hey, Warden! You can't kill me now, do you hear? 541 00:49:41,135 --> 00:49:43,805 You can't kill me now! 542 00:49:43,889 --> 00:49:46,558 A million, tell him. And it's mine. 543 00:49:46,641 --> 00:49:51,434 -There it is. A million dollars. I can live! -He's got a shot in his arm! 544 00:49:51,521 --> 00:49:55,104 Put it in a good bank where you're going - a bank that's fireproof. 545 00:49:55,192 --> 00:49:58,146 Take me to the warden, will you? I gotta see him. 546 00:49:58,236 --> 00:50:02,069 They can't put me through now. I'll get a new trial and I'll get out. 547 00:50:02,157 --> 00:50:04,233 Come on, take me to him. 548 00:50:06,579 --> 00:50:08,654 What for? 549 00:50:09,998 --> 00:50:14,162 What are you doing? The warden's coming here, ain't he? 550 00:50:14,253 --> 00:50:17,456 Well, he is, ain't he? 551 00:50:17,547 --> 00:50:22,838 What are you doing this for? Hey, tell the warden not to let Mary go away, will you? 552 00:50:22,928 --> 00:50:27,258 I wanna see her again. I wanna tell her myself. 553 00:50:27,350 --> 00:50:32,142 I wanna see her face when I say, "We're all right now, kid." 554 00:50:32,230 --> 00:50:35,515 "Didn't I tell you we'd be all right?" 555 00:50:35,608 --> 00:50:40,151 Hey, you can't do that. I'm not going to burn. 556 00:50:40,238 --> 00:50:44,900 Didn't you hear what I told you? You think I'm gonna walk out with my head shaved? 557 00:50:44,993 --> 00:50:47,910 -You don't have to if you don't want to. -Come on. 558 00:50:47,995 --> 00:50:51,365 Where to? You mean the warden, huh? 559 00:50:51,458 --> 00:50:55,040 -I'm gonna get the warden, huh? -You'll see him. 560 00:50:55,127 --> 00:50:59,955 It's a new deal for me. The right lawyer. I can pay for him now. 561 00:51:00,049 --> 00:51:03,419 He can have it all if he wants it. Mary would say so, too. 562 00:51:09,810 --> 00:51:14,387 What are you doing? I wanna go to the warden, not in there! 563 00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:19,189 It's a million, I'm telling you! I'm yelling it at you and you won't listen to me! 564 00:51:19,277 --> 00:51:21,235 It's a million! 565 00:51:21,321 --> 00:51:23,480 You can't do it now! 566 00:51:23,573 --> 00:51:26,609 No! You can't do it now! 567 00:51:26,701 --> 00:51:29,453 No! You can't do it! 568 00:53:36,667 --> 00:53:38,744 Come in. 569 00:53:41,797 --> 00:53:43,209 Mr Brown? 570 00:53:45,176 --> 00:53:47,168 Yes? 571 00:54:08,950 --> 00:54:12,651 In the guardhouse again? You get no sympathy from me. 572 00:54:12,745 --> 00:54:15,533 You can rot in there, you double-crossing mouse. 573 00:54:15,624 --> 00:54:18,459 It ain't enough that you sneak a date with Marie. No. 574 00:54:18,543 --> 00:54:22,292 You have to swipe every dollar me and Gallagher has behind our backs. 575 00:54:22,381 --> 00:54:27,007 -You'd have blown it on a dame anyway. -Us blowing it and you blowing it is different. 576 00:54:27,094 --> 00:54:32,681 Socking a sergeant just because he tried to take your dame. A fine marine you are. 577 00:54:32,767 --> 00:54:37,392 Well, he insulted Marie, that's why. Gee, he called her "a soldier's plaything". 578 00:54:37,479 --> 00:54:42,640 -Get wise, you sap. Get wise. -Yeah, get wise to yourself, Mulligan. 579 00:54:42,734 --> 00:54:46,435 A guy like me could handle 50 of your kind and love it. 580 00:54:46,530 --> 00:54:50,693 What's the use of having a swell guardhouse like this and nobody in it? 581 00:54:50,784 --> 00:54:54,533 Besides, I've got to create discipline. Ain't that right? 582 00:54:54,622 --> 00:54:58,667 -No, no. -Yeah, it's the only thing. I always say it. 583 00:54:58,751 --> 00:55:02,202 -You shouldn't have called her a plaything. -Shut up! 584 00:55:02,296 --> 00:55:04,752 -Are you going our way? -I'm going this way. 585 00:55:04,841 --> 00:55:07,877 What a coincidence! That's the way we're heading. 586 00:55:07,968 --> 00:55:10,127 The kid's all wrong. 587 00:55:10,221 --> 00:55:13,720 He should know no tramp can get away with socking a sergeant. 588 00:55:13,808 --> 00:55:18,137 -Not in a million years. -Suicide, that's what it is. 589 00:55:31,910 --> 00:55:36,239 -Shooting 80,000 bucks. -I'll take 40,000 of that. 590 00:55:36,331 --> 00:55:39,332 You know, I wanna thank you for socking the sergeant. 591 00:55:39,417 --> 00:55:42,537 It makes a fella's heart feel good to know he's got pals... 592 00:55:42,629 --> 00:55:46,757 Stop. You're turning my stomach. Do you wanna cover the other 40,000 or not? 593 00:55:46,841 --> 00:55:51,966 -Yeah, keep your tears off them IOUs. -I got it. 40,000. Shoot. 594 00:55:54,099 --> 00:55:56,851 Natural. 595 00:55:56,935 --> 00:56:01,099 That makes 360,000 bucks you guys owe me. 596 00:56:01,190 --> 00:56:03,597 -Shooting 40,000. -I'll take 20. 597 00:56:03,692 --> 00:56:04,806 I got 20. 598 00:56:04,901 --> 00:56:08,152 You're not supposed to, but if the captain says it's OK... 599 00:56:08,238 --> 00:56:13,031 It's quite important that I see this man. I've had very great difficulty locating him. 600 00:56:13,119 --> 00:56:17,198 If it was real money, I'd hire you as butlers and make you work it out. 601 00:56:17,289 --> 00:56:20,493 That's life in the marines. I'll take the whole works. 602 00:56:20,584 --> 00:56:24,417 -Mr Gallagher? -Yeah, I'm Gallagher. 603 00:56:24,505 --> 00:56:27,838 -45,000. -45,000? I got that. 604 00:56:27,925 --> 00:56:32,386 Mr Gallagher, my name is John Glidden. I have something here for you. 605 00:56:32,471 --> 00:56:35,045 -What is it? -A million dollars. 606 00:56:51,449 --> 00:56:54,022 A million bucks, huh? 607 00:56:54,118 --> 00:56:57,120 Scram, Pappy. This is a guardhouse, not a nuthouse. 608 00:56:57,205 --> 00:57:00,988 -Come on. Eight. -I can well understand your surprise. 609 00:57:01,083 --> 00:57:04,168 But it's my own personal cheque for a million dollars. 610 00:57:04,254 --> 00:57:07,207 Listen, you're interrupting an important crap game. 611 00:57:07,298 --> 00:57:10,003 -Go on, beat it. -You have a right to know... 612 00:57:10,093 --> 00:57:14,921 Go away, you're bothering us. You better go and get Henry Ford and we'll have tea. 613 00:57:15,015 --> 00:57:18,099 How can he? He's Henry Ford. 614 00:57:19,185 --> 00:57:22,056 Well, of all the impertinence I ever heard in my life! 615 00:57:22,147 --> 00:57:26,359 -Outside, old-timer. -Wait just a minute! I want to explain. 616 00:57:26,443 --> 00:57:30,523 This is a fine state of affairs! A fella can't enjoy a quiet crap game. 617 00:57:30,614 --> 00:57:34,113 If anybody else calls for me today, I'm out. 618 00:57:34,952 --> 00:57:37,027 The man's a lunatic! 619 00:57:41,667 --> 00:57:45,285 I suppose you dopes thought I was dumb enough to fall for that gag? 620 00:57:45,379 --> 00:57:47,419 -You are. -Mm-hm. 621 00:57:47,506 --> 00:57:52,418 If you'd picked a guy who looked like a millionaire, I still wouldn't have believed it. 622 00:57:52,511 --> 00:57:56,888 In second place, a smart guy don't play April fools jokes on April 1. 623 00:57:56,975 --> 00:57:59,892 He waits until July when nobody's expecting it. 624 00:57:59,977 --> 00:58:02,931 -We're all crazy. -Coming out for the million. 625 00:58:03,021 --> 00:58:06,806 -I'll take 500,000. -I got the rest of that. Go on, you play it. 626 00:58:06,901 --> 00:58:08,774 Shoot. 627 00:58:09,821 --> 00:58:12,358 -Oh! -Eight. 628 00:58:12,907 --> 00:58:18,494 -I've got an order for your release, jailbirds. -Where do you get that "jailbirds"? 629 00:58:18,579 --> 00:58:22,364 Out my way, boy. 630 00:58:22,459 --> 00:58:26,787 Wait a minute, wait a minute. Where was you guys brought up? 631 00:58:26,879 --> 00:58:29,453 You can't leave this place messed up like this. 632 00:58:29,549 --> 00:58:33,083 -Get that play money outta here. -Don't you want two million? 633 00:58:33,177 --> 00:58:36,095 I could write a billion of this kind of dough. 634 00:58:36,181 --> 00:58:38,257 Come on. Take it, take it. 635 00:58:38,349 --> 00:58:41,304 Well, keep in touch with us. 636 00:58:41,395 --> 00:58:45,095 Fresh air smells terrible, don't it? What are you gonna do? 637 00:58:45,190 --> 00:58:50,528 Dash off a letter to my mother and thank her for that chocolate cake you ate. 638 00:58:50,612 --> 00:58:54,859 What? Me? I think I'll get a little sleep. How about you, Mulligan? 639 00:58:54,950 --> 00:58:58,782 I just happened to remember, I put in for some blues. I'll get them. 640 00:58:58,871 --> 00:59:00,531 -I'll be seeing you. -Right. 641 00:59:00,622 --> 00:59:03,030 -Right. -Right. 642 00:59:24,313 --> 00:59:28,097 How about the carnival for tonight for just you and me, huh? 643 00:59:28,192 --> 00:59:31,395 -You got any dough? -Well, uh... 644 00:59:31,487 --> 00:59:34,025 No dough, no carnival. 645 00:59:35,866 --> 00:59:40,445 So this is the way you write letters to your old mother? You ought to be ashamed. 646 00:59:40,538 --> 00:59:43,623 -You look hot in those new blues. -I won't answer that. 647 00:59:43,708 --> 00:59:46,578 Honey, what's he trying to get you to do? 648 00:59:46,669 --> 00:59:50,252 -You want to take me to the carnival? -Yeah, that's a date. 649 00:59:50,340 --> 00:59:52,415 You got any dough? 650 00:59:52,508 --> 00:59:57,135 -Well, a fella down the line... -Ah. No dough, no carnival. 651 00:59:58,181 --> 01:00:01,597 Oh. I thought you birds was writing and dressing. 652 01:00:01,685 --> 01:00:04,389 I see you're walking in your sleep again. 653 01:00:04,479 --> 01:00:09,141 You two shouldn't try to double-cross each other. It always shows in your eyes. 654 01:00:09,234 --> 01:00:12,852 -You got dough to take me to the carnival? -I can raise it. 655 01:00:12,945 --> 01:00:16,730 No dough, no carnival. I guess I'll go with the sergeant. 656 01:00:16,825 --> 01:00:21,238 Zeb, we've come to the conclusion that maybe you could advance us a couple... 657 01:00:21,330 --> 01:00:24,164 How about some dough from you fellas? 658 01:00:24,249 --> 01:00:27,665 We were gonna ask you to lend us a couple of dollars on account. 659 01:00:27,753 --> 01:00:29,792 On account of what? 660 01:00:29,880 --> 01:00:32,418 On account of Marie wants to go to the carnival. 661 01:00:32,508 --> 01:00:34,833 How much do we owe? 662 01:00:34,927 --> 01:00:37,002 Well... 663 01:00:41,934 --> 01:00:46,679 It reckons up to four dollars and 50 cents. That's for the three of you. 664 01:00:46,772 --> 01:00:51,849 -How do you know? You can't read. -But I make marks nobody else can read. 665 01:00:51,944 --> 01:00:54,814 -We gotta pay cash for our hamburgers? -Yep. 666 01:00:54,905 --> 01:00:58,855 Listen, I'd gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today. 667 01:00:58,951 --> 01:01:01,821 No money, no hamburger. 668 01:01:10,338 --> 01:01:16,293 Wait a minute. You got us all wrong, Zeb. We're the kind of guys that pay our bills. 669 01:01:16,386 --> 01:01:20,714 And I'm the kind that has dough when he takes a girl to the carnival. 670 01:01:23,184 --> 01:01:28,689 -Cheque? How much for? -Why, uh... ten bucks. 671 01:01:28,773 --> 01:01:32,023 -Sure, ten bucks. -Ten bucks even. 672 01:01:32,110 --> 01:01:33,605 Marie? 673 01:01:41,328 --> 01:01:43,819 It's all right, Zeb. It's for ten bucks. 674 01:01:43,913 --> 01:01:47,413 -Is it good? -It's as good as Confederate money. 675 01:01:47,501 --> 01:01:49,577 OK. 676 01:01:58,721 --> 01:02:00,796 The carnival, honey. 677 01:02:00,889 --> 01:02:04,305 You and me, we'll blow the rest of this cheque. 678 01:02:04,392 --> 01:02:06,966 Now you're talking like the sergeant. 679 01:02:07,062 --> 01:02:08,521 OK. 680 01:02:08,605 --> 01:02:13,481 -So we're all going to the carnival? -No, we're not "all". Marie and me. 681 01:02:13,569 --> 01:02:18,148 -Wait. Whose gal do you think she is? -Mine. Marie and me is going alone. 682 01:02:18,240 --> 01:02:22,403 -It's half our dough. We helped you. -You and me is going to the carnival! 683 01:02:22,494 --> 01:02:25,946 Hey! What are you yelling for? 684 01:02:34,840 --> 01:02:37,332 -It's a great life, ain't it? -Uh-huh. 685 01:02:40,221 --> 01:02:42,214 -Good morning. -How do you do? 686 01:02:42,307 --> 01:02:47,217 -Where from did you guys come from? -My goodness, what awful grammar. 687 01:02:47,311 --> 01:02:50,229 -Will you guys scram? -Wonderful night, Mulligan. 688 01:02:50,315 --> 01:02:52,722 Yes, it is. Yes, indeedy. Yes, indeedy. 689 01:02:52,817 --> 01:02:56,767 How about a little baseball, buddy? Four balls for a dime. 690 01:02:56,863 --> 01:02:58,571 I wanna play baseball! 691 01:02:58,656 --> 01:03:01,148 -Baseball's right down my alley. -Mine, too. 692 01:03:04,329 --> 01:03:06,405 You can throw all the balls you want. 693 01:03:06,498 --> 01:03:10,282 Step right up, folks, and see the little lady win a prize. 694 01:03:11,669 --> 01:03:13,828 Look, honey, like this. 695 01:03:15,882 --> 01:03:18,718 Ah, you missed! 696 01:03:18,802 --> 01:03:21,174 Yeah! "Yeah, honey, like this." 697 01:03:21,263 --> 01:03:24,928 -The pride of the Marine Corps. -Smack my face. 698 01:03:25,017 --> 01:03:29,394 Oh, look at 'em! They missed every one of them! 699 01:03:31,022 --> 01:03:33,596 Say, who's paying for these? 700 01:03:33,692 --> 01:03:37,642 Mr Gallagher, the gentlemen on the end, is the moneyed man. 701 01:03:37,738 --> 01:03:40,905 Get this straight, I'm paying for the lady and myself. 702 01:03:40,991 --> 01:03:45,036 I never saw these two mugs before in my life. 703 01:03:45,121 --> 01:03:48,370 -There's a pal for you. -Have you got any money? 704 01:03:48,457 --> 01:03:51,494 No, sir. I gave my last $50 to the blind man at the corner. 705 01:03:51,585 --> 01:03:54,586 -Let's see some cash. -You show us some. 706 01:03:54,671 --> 01:03:58,088 Smart guy, eh? Hey, Mike. Joe. 707 01:04:02,138 --> 01:04:04,925 You guys were figuring to gyp me out of some dough? 708 01:04:05,016 --> 01:04:08,100 No, we wasn't. We just ain't got no money, that's all. 709 01:04:08,185 --> 01:04:10,392 But you threw some balls, didn't you? 710 01:04:10,480 --> 01:04:12,555 Yeah, but we didn't hit anything. 711 01:04:12,648 --> 01:04:15,104 You marines are so tough, ain't you? 712 01:04:15,193 --> 01:04:17,518 I don't like men to paw me. 713 01:04:17,612 --> 01:04:19,900 A kiss for Cinderella. 714 01:04:21,283 --> 01:04:23,904 Hey! Hey! 715 01:04:23,993 --> 01:04:26,566 A fight! Take 'em boys! 716 01:04:27,247 --> 01:04:29,951 Here, honey. Go buy yourself a soda. I'll be back. 717 01:04:38,424 --> 01:04:42,719 Don't you get ashamed of yourself, always getting me and O'Brien in trouble? 718 01:04:42,804 --> 01:04:48,593 Yeah, always socking somebody. You're a worse influence on me than women. 719 01:04:48,685 --> 01:04:51,556 I wouldn't be surprised if we got the electric chair. 720 01:04:51,647 --> 01:04:54,683 Yeah, I guess I'm just a bad guy. 721 01:04:58,612 --> 01:05:01,281 But then, maybe it ain't all my fault. 722 01:05:01,365 --> 01:05:04,485 Maybe you got something to do with me getting in trouble. 723 01:05:04,577 --> 01:05:07,779 -There's a pal for you. -Stabbing us in the back. 724 01:05:07,871 --> 01:05:10,445 Look! Look at what I'm looking at. 725 01:05:10,541 --> 01:05:12,617 Come here. 726 01:05:18,883 --> 01:05:21,669 Gee, I wonder where Zeb got all the cash? 727 01:05:24,639 --> 01:05:29,929 Boy, him and Marie look like they found a million bucks. 728 01:05:30,019 --> 01:05:32,095 A million bucks? 729 01:05:33,856 --> 01:05:36,727 Say, I wonder if that cheque was any good? 730 01:05:37,944 --> 01:05:40,185 I think I'll go lie down. 731 01:06:09,517 --> 01:06:12,554 That's Eddie. You know, he's my oldest. 732 01:06:12,646 --> 01:06:15,647 He earns 6,000 a year. 733 01:06:15,732 --> 01:06:20,857 Only last week, the superintendent sent for him and said he may be promoted. 734 01:06:20,946 --> 01:06:24,279 I never had but just the one child, you know. 735 01:06:24,365 --> 01:06:27,450 It would've been different if there'd been four or five. 736 01:06:27,536 --> 01:06:32,281 Then I could've visited around, a little while here and a little while there. 737 01:06:32,374 --> 01:06:35,126 That's when me and my husband 738 01:06:35,210 --> 01:06:39,042 played The Face on the Barroom Floor in Schenectady. 739 01:06:56,274 --> 01:07:00,520 There, there, dear. Don't take it so hard. 740 01:07:00,611 --> 01:07:06,317 -All of us has got to die sometime. -Oh, it ain't that. 741 01:07:06,408 --> 01:07:11,830 It's just that there ain't no more people that I know left to die. 742 01:07:11,914 --> 01:07:16,208 You see, Jim, we can move into that house at Gainsborough. 743 01:07:16,294 --> 01:07:20,837 You know? The one we talked about, with the shutters and the cistern. 744 01:07:21,883 --> 01:07:25,750 -Good morning, ladies. -Good morning, Mrs Garvey. 745 01:07:25,845 --> 01:07:30,673 And how is our little family circle today? All well and cheerful, I see. 746 01:07:30,767 --> 01:07:34,717 We have so much to be thankful for, haven't we? 747 01:07:34,813 --> 01:07:36,889 Oh. 748 01:07:39,234 --> 01:07:42,982 -Now, isn't that much better? -Yes, Mrs Garvey. Very. 749 01:07:49,327 --> 01:07:53,491 Oh. Oh, ladies, what is this? 750 01:07:53,582 --> 01:07:59,205 How many times have I told you that these coverings must be left tucked in? 751 01:07:59,296 --> 01:08:02,462 When they're tucked in, Mrs Garvey, they cramp our feet. 752 01:08:02,549 --> 01:08:05,337 No, no, no. Ella, please. 753 01:08:18,816 --> 01:08:21,188 Ladies, ladies, ladies. 754 01:08:21,276 --> 01:08:24,693 How many times have I told you card playing is not permitted? 755 01:08:24,780 --> 01:08:26,856 It promotes ill feeling. 756 01:08:26,949 --> 01:08:32,738 We never feel ill from it, Mrs Garvey. We kind of like to... 757 01:08:32,830 --> 01:08:35,950 I'm afraid we can't risk it, Mrs Davis. 758 01:08:36,042 --> 01:08:39,873 We pride ourselves on preserving harmony here at all times. 759 01:08:39,962 --> 01:08:43,912 Anything that might tend to disturb the happy serenity of... 760 01:08:45,217 --> 01:08:47,626 Heavenly days! What's that? 761 01:08:49,973 --> 01:08:53,140 -Don't tell me I cannot cook! -You can't! 762 01:08:53,226 --> 01:08:55,302 -You say that to me? -To you! 763 01:08:55,395 --> 01:08:56,937 -Mrs Walker. -That's me. 764 01:08:57,021 --> 01:09:00,307 -What's the trouble? -She wants to bake biscuits. 765 01:09:00,400 --> 01:09:02,725 -Bake biscuits? -Well, no crime, is it? 766 01:09:02,819 --> 01:09:06,023 I baked biscuits for 50 years before I came to this place. 767 01:09:06,114 --> 01:09:10,574 The first batch I ever put in the oven turned out better than anything he ever made. 768 01:09:10,660 --> 01:09:12,487 -Ah! -Mr Papadopoulos. 769 01:09:12,579 --> 01:09:14,204 Yes, ma'am. 770 01:09:14,289 --> 01:09:17,539 You wanted to make biscuits because you think he can't cook? 771 01:09:17,625 --> 01:09:21,575 No! I wanted to bake biscuits because I wanted to bake biscuits. 772 01:09:21,671 --> 01:09:26,049 I like to make biscuits. I made them all my life. Why shouldn't I make them now? 773 01:09:26,135 --> 01:09:30,049 Now, Mrs Walker, suppose we let all the ladies in the home make biscuits. 774 01:09:30,139 --> 01:09:32,974 Suppose you did? You'd have a lot of good biscuits. 775 01:09:33,058 --> 01:09:36,973 Now, Mrs Walker, we've been patient with you - too patient. 776 01:09:37,063 --> 01:09:40,894 -Perhaps if we'd... -Patient? You've been patient? 777 01:09:40,983 --> 01:09:44,399 Why, only yesterday, when I brought a little kitten... 778 01:09:44,487 --> 01:09:47,736 You know our rule against cats. They're disease carriers. 779 01:09:47,823 --> 01:09:50,149 Disease carriers? Then why ain't I dead? 780 01:09:50,243 --> 01:09:52,318 I've had cats all my life. 781 01:09:52,411 --> 01:09:56,195 None of them ever carried any disease where it could hop onto me. 782 01:09:56,290 --> 01:10:00,370 All the other women in this house have had lots of cats, I bet you they did. 783 01:10:00,461 --> 01:10:04,708 -Now, let me tell you... -Mrs Walker, I'm not going to argue. 784 01:10:04,799 --> 01:10:07,373 This is not a penal institution, you know. 785 01:10:07,469 --> 01:10:12,296 You're free to go any time you're dissatisfied. 786 01:10:12,389 --> 01:10:15,640 Free to go. Oh, sure. 787 01:10:15,727 --> 01:10:19,641 Just like that. But where? 788 01:10:19,731 --> 01:10:25,021 Back to my son and daughter-in-law where I'd only be in the road? 789 01:10:25,111 --> 01:10:29,738 Or to some furnished room or hotel where I'd be all alone, 790 01:10:29,824 --> 01:10:32,114 day after day. 791 01:10:33,161 --> 01:10:37,205 Oh, I tell you, there ain't any jail made of steel or stone 792 01:10:37,290 --> 01:10:44,253 that can hold a body prisoner as tight as one built of old age and lack of money. 793 01:10:44,340 --> 01:10:46,913 "Free to go." Hmm. 794 01:11:06,778 --> 01:11:11,405 You know, I've been thinking. 795 01:11:11,492 --> 01:11:15,241 If things pick up, maybe I can get out of here 796 01:11:15,329 --> 01:11:18,247 and me and Jim can get a place again. 797 01:11:18,332 --> 01:11:20,704 A little place, you know. Somewhere... 798 01:11:20,792 --> 01:11:24,292 I know. I know, honey. 799 01:11:24,380 --> 01:11:29,754 That's what you should do. Just like George and I did. 800 01:11:40,355 --> 01:11:44,518 -The mailman. -I always get a letter on Wednesday. 801 01:11:57,288 --> 01:12:01,749 Sorry. Only a letter for Mrs Walker. 802 01:12:06,339 --> 01:12:07,999 May I take it? 803 01:12:08,091 --> 01:12:10,582 -Oh, certainly. -Thank you. 804 01:12:17,309 --> 01:12:19,598 Mrs Walker. 805 01:12:20,812 --> 01:12:23,219 Mrs Walker. 806 01:12:23,314 --> 01:12:27,609 -There's a letter for you, dear. -Oh. Oh, thank you. 807 01:12:27,694 --> 01:12:29,771 Thank you. 808 01:12:46,672 --> 01:12:49,377 Nothing happened at home, did it? 809 01:12:49,467 --> 01:12:51,839 No. No. 810 01:12:51,927 --> 01:12:56,886 I always act like this when I get a letter. It makes me feel so good. 811 01:12:56,974 --> 01:13:00,924 Me, too, if I'd got anybody to get one from. 812 01:13:01,020 --> 01:13:03,262 Mrs Walker, 813 01:13:03,356 --> 01:13:07,603 would it be asking too much to read it out loud? 814 01:13:13,199 --> 01:13:15,524 Why, no. 815 01:13:15,618 --> 01:13:18,951 No, I... I'd be glad to. 816 01:13:19,039 --> 01:13:23,700 You know, the fact of the matter is, my daughter says such funny things, 817 01:13:23,793 --> 01:13:28,123 it brings my lumbago back on me from laughing. 818 01:13:32,969 --> 01:13:35,045 "Dear Muzz..." 819 01:13:35,889 --> 01:13:39,638 My daughter-in-law always calls me "Muzz". 820 01:13:39,726 --> 01:13:41,802 It's just a pet name. 821 01:13:41,895 --> 01:13:45,347 Sort of silly, but she does it. 822 01:13:47,400 --> 01:13:49,476 "Dear Muzz..." 823 01:13:52,614 --> 01:13:59,696 "It seems like we've been more lonesome for you than usual this past month." 824 01:14:01,081 --> 01:14:05,411 "Only last night, Eddie..." 825 01:14:14,762 --> 01:14:16,636 Oh. 826 01:14:16,722 --> 01:14:20,554 -What's the matter, dear? -Oh! 827 01:14:20,642 --> 01:14:23,051 What's the use of pretending? 828 01:14:23,145 --> 01:14:29,100 I was just making it up as I went along. It's all a lot of lies! 829 01:14:29,193 --> 01:14:32,526 They never write to us any more. 830 01:14:32,613 --> 01:14:34,690 They don't miss us! 831 01:14:37,034 --> 01:14:39,110 Ladies. 832 01:14:40,371 --> 01:14:44,997 I want you all to know Mrs Small, who's joining our little family. 833 01:14:48,630 --> 01:14:51,120 I'm sure you'll be happy here, Mrs Small. 834 01:14:51,215 --> 01:14:54,667 We do our very best, within reasonable limits, of course, 835 01:14:54,761 --> 01:14:57,216 to make our guests perfectly at home. 836 01:14:57,305 --> 01:15:01,599 If you'll take off those clothes, one of the girls will bring you a uniform. 837 01:15:01,684 --> 01:15:05,635 -Where shall I undress, please? -Right here. 838 01:15:08,650 --> 01:15:13,941 Oh, but I couldn't do that. Why, I've never even done that in front of my husband. 839 01:15:14,030 --> 01:15:17,731 Nonsense. You'll soon get over that, Mrs Small. 840 01:15:17,826 --> 01:15:21,491 Now, let me see. Where will you sleep? 841 01:15:21,579 --> 01:15:24,498 Oh, yes. There's a bed. 842 01:15:27,669 --> 01:15:33,209 This will be your bed, Mrs Small. I think you'll find everything quite... 843 01:15:33,300 --> 01:15:37,345 Why, where is the pillow? Oh, here it is. 844 01:15:37,429 --> 01:15:42,768 -No, Mrs Garvey, please. I... -What's the matter? 845 01:15:42,852 --> 01:15:46,220 -It's my husband's pillow. -Your husband? 846 01:15:46,313 --> 01:15:50,263 Why, I never heard of such a thing. Your husband is... 847 01:15:50,985 --> 01:15:54,935 Oh! Mrs Walker, what are you doing? 848 01:15:57,033 --> 01:15:58,941 Mrs Walker! How dare you? 849 01:15:59,034 --> 01:16:03,412 I'd dare anything rather than have you blab to Mrs Scott that her husband's dead. 850 01:16:03,497 --> 01:16:06,035 -She knows her husband's dead. -Certainly. 851 01:16:06,126 --> 01:16:09,126 But the only joy she has is pretending that he ain't. 852 01:16:09,212 --> 01:16:12,379 You're not going to stop her doing that if I can help it! 853 01:16:12,465 --> 01:16:15,252 -Mrs Walker, you've gone too far. -Too far? 854 01:16:15,343 --> 01:16:19,637 I ain't gone half far enough. I'm going to tell you what a sanctimonious old... 855 01:16:19,723 --> 01:16:24,848 Stop! Mrs Walker, I'm going to call your son and tell him to come and take you away. 856 01:16:24,936 --> 01:16:28,519 And I'll take pains to tell him what an unruly, meddlesome... 857 01:16:28,606 --> 01:16:30,148 Tell him! Tell him! 858 01:16:30,233 --> 01:16:33,400 -I'm unruly, am I? Meddlesome, am I? -Yes! 859 01:16:33,486 --> 01:16:36,902 -I came here to see Mrs Walker. -Of course, Mr Glidden. 860 01:16:36,989 --> 01:16:41,652 -Just as soon as Mrs Garvey... -Go on, call him! See if I care! 861 01:16:41,745 --> 01:16:44,746 I'm going to get this off my chest to know the reason why. 862 01:16:44,831 --> 01:16:49,577 I'll teach you to break poor old women's hearts just to see the pieces fly! 863 01:16:49,670 --> 01:16:52,873 Please, Mrs Walker. This is Mr Glidden. He's... 864 01:16:52,964 --> 01:16:56,963 -I'm going to tell you just what I think... -Just one moment, please. 865 01:16:57,052 --> 01:17:00,587 If you'll talk to me first, you can finish what you have to say. 866 01:17:00,680 --> 01:17:03,468 -I'm sorry, but Mrs Walker... -Try and stop me! 867 01:17:03,559 --> 01:17:09,728 -Well, what do you want? -I want to talk to you alone, if you please. 868 01:17:13,694 --> 01:17:15,770 Won't you sit? 869 01:17:18,991 --> 01:17:25,243 Eavesdropping. What does this mean? Get back to your rooms immediately. The idea! 870 01:17:39,471 --> 01:17:44,132 Help! Quick! Come here, somebody! Help! 871 01:17:45,393 --> 01:17:49,343 -Mrs Walker. Mrs Walker, she's fainted. -Oh! 872 01:18:16,633 --> 01:18:20,168 You wouldn't fool me, would you? 873 01:18:20,262 --> 01:18:24,011 I wouldn't fool you for a million dollars. 874 01:18:47,540 --> 01:18:51,158 I'm very sorry. I only work here. 875 01:18:51,251 --> 01:18:56,590 I can't help it if you're a son. Nobody's allowed in without Mrs Walker's permission. 876 01:18:56,674 --> 01:19:01,502 As long as you're getting $200 a month from me, you will rock. 877 01:19:01,596 --> 01:19:04,715 -But that's all you will do. -But, Mrs Walker... 878 01:19:04,807 --> 01:19:07,381 It's rock or quit. 879 01:19:10,021 --> 01:19:13,188 Well, if it suits you. 880 01:19:28,831 --> 01:19:32,165 -What a life! -You're telling me. 881 01:19:34,379 --> 01:19:37,167 Aces up. Three queens and a pair of jacks. 882 01:19:37,257 --> 01:19:39,830 And me with a cockeyed straight. 883 01:19:52,272 --> 01:19:55,059 Mrs Walker, what are you putting the top... 884 01:19:55,151 --> 01:19:57,357 Who's making these pies? 885 01:19:57,444 --> 01:19:59,769 -You, Mrs Walker. -You bet your life I am. 886 01:19:59,863 --> 01:20:03,446 Now, I'll attend to the pies, you attend to your rocking. 887 01:20:03,534 --> 01:20:06,203 That's what you're getting paid for. 888 01:20:17,715 --> 01:20:19,874 -Nice music. -It's hot! 889 01:20:19,968 --> 01:20:21,876 I'll say it is! 890 01:20:29,810 --> 01:20:32,563 A million dollars! 891 01:20:32,647 --> 01:20:35,351 Whoopee! 892 01:20:35,441 --> 01:20:38,608 No, I'm sorry. You can't speak to Mr Glidden. 893 01:20:38,695 --> 01:20:41,268 Yes, sir, but those are my orders. 894 01:20:43,115 --> 01:20:48,241 How much longer? The directors have been waiting three quarters of an hour for him. 895 01:20:48,329 --> 01:20:53,668 Yes, sir. I've tried, but I can't go in. He throws books at me. 896 01:20:53,751 --> 01:20:56,372 Well, I wash my hands of the whole thing. 897 01:20:56,462 --> 01:20:58,705 Nobody can blame me. I warned him. 898 01:20:58,798 --> 01:21:02,214 That will of his, the one he made all the fuss about... 899 01:21:02,301 --> 01:21:05,256 Well, right now, there isn't any sort of a will. 900 01:21:05,347 --> 01:21:08,051 Marvin, I'm going in there and taking him home. 901 01:21:08,141 --> 01:21:12,684 I've told him two hours' work a day is his limit, and I've been waiting that long. 902 01:21:12,771 --> 01:21:15,012 -Yes, sir. -Open that door. 903 01:21:19,694 --> 01:21:21,771 Yes, sir. 904 01:21:33,291 --> 01:21:35,332 Marvin, what's happened? 905 01:21:35,419 --> 01:21:38,171 Shut up! Shut up and go away! 906 01:21:38,255 --> 01:21:42,502 -But what...? -"But what?" Can't you leave me alone? 907 01:21:42,593 --> 01:21:44,669 Can't I have any privacy at all 908 01:21:44,762 --> 01:21:49,139 without a lot of doctors and secretaries butting in on me all the time? 909 01:21:49,225 --> 01:21:51,597 There's important matters to take care of. 910 01:21:51,685 --> 01:21:54,805 Let somebody else take care of them. Pretend I'm dead. 911 01:21:54,897 --> 01:21:57,269 -Yes, sir. -What? Go away, go away. 912 01:21:57,358 --> 01:21:59,066 Yes, sir, 913 01:22:01,737 --> 01:22:06,198 Mr Glidden, that pie! In your condition! 914 01:22:06,284 --> 01:22:09,119 What's the matter with my condition? 915 01:22:11,623 --> 01:22:14,078 Look. Two of them, since last Wednesday. 916 01:22:14,167 --> 01:22:16,492 -All by myself. -What? 917 01:22:16,585 --> 01:22:20,500 That reminds me, I must make a note to Mrs Walker 918 01:22:20,590 --> 01:22:24,505 telling her to lay off the apple pies for a while and make me mince pies. 919 01:22:24,594 --> 01:22:27,085 -What? -Mince! 920 01:22:27,180 --> 01:22:31,344 Mr Glidden, I think you've completely lost your mind. 921 01:22:31,435 --> 01:22:33,972 Do you think so? That's great. 922 01:22:34,062 --> 01:22:38,391 If I'd lost my mind ten years ago, I'd have been as happy then as I am today. 923 01:22:40,193 --> 01:22:42,649 -Now, Mr Glidden... -Shut up! 924 01:22:42,738 --> 01:22:44,529 Yes? 925 01:22:45,615 --> 01:22:48,023 What's that? Will I? 926 01:22:48,117 --> 01:22:51,783 Well, I should say I would. I'll be right over. 927 01:22:51,872 --> 01:22:57,661 And listen, you save a place for me right next to you, will you? 928 01:22:57,753 --> 01:22:59,579 Thank you. 929 01:23:01,382 --> 01:23:03,458 O, Genevieve 930 01:23:03,550 --> 01:23:06,006 Sweet Genevieve 931 01:23:08,014 --> 01:23:10,967 -Where do you think you're going? -You guess. 932 01:23:11,058 --> 01:23:13,265 Home to bed. That's where you're going. 933 01:23:13,352 --> 01:23:16,139 You know where I'm going, you old medicine dropper? 934 01:23:16,230 --> 01:23:18,555 I'm going for a hayride. 935 01:23:18,649 --> 01:23:20,891 O, Genevieve 936 01:23:20,985 --> 01:23:23,143 Sweet Genevieve